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Bazelet - ברי שמיר נגד קילו בורקס (Barry Shamir Neged Kilo Burrekas) Лирицс транслатион то енглисх


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Barry Shamir Vs. a Kilo of Burrekas


The devil went up to Kfar Sava
He was anxious to make a deal
The word on the street was he owed a debt there
To the logistics department
Logistics NCOs are always a nightmare
Even down in hell
So the devil knew he needed a soul
And he needed it today
 
He wandered the city
Saw a young fellow
Firstborn to the house of Shamir
Eating Sambusak
And he got so excited
That he almost went up
To the guy
And smooched him
He said:
 
'It appears you've got appetite kid
So now I'm offering you
A golden Burrekas against your soul
That I can eat more than you'
 
Ha
Listen to me well Hillel Ben Shakhar
I don't know why you'd think that way
But I'm the king all the rest are beneath
So enough talking, bring a plate
(Yalla)
 
It might not look like it but in my heart I'm fat (ah)
Two servings of Falafel and that's just an appetizer (fuck)
You're risking here, you shouldn't piss me off
I take down a plate of Hummus it barely tickles me
 
A golden Burrekas? (What?) That doesn't sound tasty (yuck)
And this might be a sin but I agree to the deal
But, there aren't any eggs in it yeah? I'm vegan
 
No there aren't it's okay
 
Excellent I'm in
 
Who will eat more middle eastern food here?
 
I don't wanna brag but I think that's me
 
Let's see pal, after all I'm the devil (the devil!)
And now if you please I'll take it away
 
So the devil made a quick call to his bro God
And in less than two minutes an amazing thing happened
There appeared a set table, but no a Passover one
Everyone's eyes almost popped out from all the abundance
 
Eight plates of Hummus with mushrooms
And another small plate of onion and tomatoes
Sixteen Pitas and a plate of Falafel
And for dessert Malabi and Knaffeh
 
The devil didn't wait too long
It's not for nothing that they call him Ashmedai
Roams around at noon like Ketev Meriri
And it's instant death if you look him in the eyes
He drank the Hummus like a glass of wine like a glass of water
He licked his lips he wiped his horns he was applauded
 
Looks like I won there's no room for two
There's no room for two
Looks like I won there's no room for two
Looks like I won there's no room for
 
Wait honey why are you jumping to conclusions
I only jump on the buffet at weddings
You were very good but give me two minutes
I'll flip the results give me twelve servings!
 
I think you've proven that you know how to talk
Now go ahead let's see you swallow
You don't stand a chance you're not even close
I'll humiliate you like I humiliated Job
 
The table almost fell from all the weight
Meanwhile a crowd started to gather around
Who wished to witness the wacky tale of the cursed Satan against the glorious chubster
 
So Barry began to eat
But right before he finished everything
On the 8th plate he suddenly felt unwell
His body aching, his skin yellow
 
Wait a minute why's this happening to me what did you do?
You put Fava Beans in here I'm allergic you cheated!
 
The devil grinned:
'I don't know what you expected
I fell from the heavens in case you didn't see
It's been a pleasure it's been nice it's been very fun
Now kiddo give me the soul and skedaddle
You gave a good fight and you fought with honor
But against the devil kid you don't play nice
You're soul will for sure check my last box
Give me the power to defeat the Shchina
To topple the state, to seduce the neighbor
To poison the garden, to disturb the neighborhood
To go overboard with the cheese, to play out of tune
To abuse the rank, to set the doghouse on fire
I'm number one and I'm king over all
Now I have the power to destroy the world
I'll destroy the world
You don't stand a chance against me Barry
 
Barry, it's not over yet
 
Dying he pulled a kilo of Burrekas out of his backpack
Everyone froze in their tracks from the wailing wall to Mecca
He took the first bite, falling down without a fight is out of the question
Even if he'll die he has a ton of responsibility, he's fighting with his teeth to chew and to grind
 
Every corner of his body hurt
And yet he continued to eat with love
Because the fate of humanity rests on his stomach
Don't lose your appetite, don't lose hope!
 




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23.11.2024

If children would rule the world





I.went for a walk today
Through friendly streets
The friendly streets of my city
Everyone turns to look at me
To look at me curiously
 

Just one small, playful, friendly child
Small and mischievous
Looked at me with trust
He was singing and laughing as he played
Laughing and playing as I walked away
 

If children would rule the world
And instead of war, they would order play
Men would have genuine smiles
And every street would be filled with singing
 

If children would rule the world
And instead of war, they would order play
Men would have genuine smiles
And every street would be filled with singing
 

Everyone turns to look at me
To look at me curiously
People are ready to judge me when I smile
When I smile, they look at me with malice
 

Just one small, playful, friendly child
Small and mischievous
Looked at me with trust
He was singing and laughing as he played
Laughing and playing as I walked away
 

If children would rule the world
And instead of war, they would order play
Men would have genuine smiles
And every street would be filled with singing
 

If children would rule the world
And instead of war, they would order play
Men would have genuine smiles
And every street would be filled with singing
 


23.11.2024

Porncraving





It is known everywhere
The girls of Venus
The girls of Venus are infected by Venereal Diseases
In fact no one goes to the primaries/chief physicians to vote,
Anyone with problems of the urinary tract
But I am the chairman
And I don´t care about nothing
And further
I started again with HIV-love
And I don´t understand why you are upset
you have no reason
If I told you that the result is positive, really
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
All the porn
Now I'm taking this sick word
And spread it to the whole electorate
This is a less invasive method
I will sit down in the armchair of a television talk show
And in a second I'll explain my program to you, so
Now I'm buying the TV, the love, newspapers and the Voodoo guru and I think
That this freedom is a little simple
As news, really
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
All the porn
All the porn
All the porn
And with a sick glow on the face
Saying: 'It's crazy not to carry this cross
Everyone thinks so much of themselves
So let it be, love,
And tell me, what am I to you?
What am I to you?
 


23.11.2024

Beyond (Reprise)





And we will follow our star together
We will surge like a tide
The whole world is our home
We’ll go all the way
To the beginning of all beginnings
Where our very first dock remained
From the depths as one we will rise
We will follow the star
 


23.11.2024

Even though I don't tell you





If I make it to stay quiet this time
and enjoy this moment with nothing that interrupts us
If nobody's looking for us
I can stand up on you
You keep so stable when doubts come to me
 

Where are you
I think about what you must be doing
I set a time-out every time
you leave
I can pretend I entertain myself
and I don't miss you
 

I love you so much and I know
sometimes I forget
but I can't lose
what life gives me
And I don't know what to answer
when you don't look at me
but you know I'm ok
Even though I don't tell you
 

You float on the room where you're in
And I'm trying to catch you, though you say that in every one of your lives,
you would choose me
How many mouths there are that want to eat
If they just knew what you can do when everything is over
 

Where are you
I think about what you must be doing
I set a time-out every time
you leave
I can pretend I entertain myself
and I don't miss you
 

I love you so much and I know
sometimes I forget
but I can't lose
what life gives me
And I don't know what to answer
when you don't look at me
but you know I'm ok
Even though I don't tell you
 

Even though I don't tell you
Even though everything's over
Even though I don't tell you
This may end well
Even though I don't tell you
even though everything's over
Even though I don't tell you
this may end well
 

I love you so much and I know
sometimes I forget
but I can't lose
what life gives me
And I don't know what to answer
when you don't look at me
but you know I'm ok
Even though I don't tell you